Homeless Man Sues Himself for $5 Million: Bogus News Network FWD

Tom Boland (wgcp@earthlink.net)
Thu, 19 Nov 1998 23:29:27 -0400


=46WD from Bogus News Network http://www.acclaimedmedia.com


HOMELESS MAN SUES HIMSELF FOR $5 MILLION

      SAN FRANCISCO - Larry Onam, homeless since 1993, is suing himself for
5 million dollars. Onam's suit claims that since Onam has not allowed
himself to get a job for over 5 years that he is guilty of violating his
own civil rights. Should Onam lose the suit he will owe himself 5 million
dollars. Since he is homeless it is not expected that he will be able to
pay himself. Onam may have to borrow the money from the State of California
in order to pay damages to himself.

      BNN's legal correspondent, Johnny Cockroach said, "Onam may have a
case. Remember that the law guarantee's that Onam's suit will be tried
before a jury of 'his peers'. Onam's peers are probably not the brightest
bulbs in this society and may be sympathetic to his situation. Onam need
only remind the jury that they may know what it feels like to be one's own
worst enemy. Maybe it is time that we faced the reality that discrimination
against oneself is as bad as discrimation at the hands of another."

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