Fw: Humor
H. C. Covington (ach1@sprynet.com)
Fri, 16 Jan 1998 18:57:52 -0600
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From: Sylvia Caras <SylviaC@netcom.com>
Date: Friday, January 16, 1998 1:14 PM
Subject: Humor
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol
I intend to live forever - so far, so good
Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of religion.
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be
lazy.
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
24 hours in a day ... 24 beers in a case ... Coincidence?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously
overlooked
something.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.