Re: Fwd: Fw: Fw: FW: Joke Who Would U Vote 4? (fwd)

Judy Olsen (wholepie@speakeasy.org)
Tue, 16 Feb 1999 18:29:50 -0800


Thanks Virginia, I love stuff like this.  You made my day.
Judy
Seattle

Virginia Sellner wrote:

> >>>>> Who Would U Vote 4?
> >>>>>
> >>>>> From an article in the Western Legislatures magazine.......
> >>>>> It's time to elect a world leader, and your vote counts.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates:
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Candidate A associates with ward heelers and consults with
> >>>astrologists.
> >>>>> He's had two mistresses.  He chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 (!)
> >>>martinis
> >>>>> a
> >>>>> day.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Candidate B was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
> >>>opium
> >>>>> in college and drinks a quart of brandy every evening.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Candidate C is a decorated war hero.  He's a vegetarian, doesn't
> >>>smoke,
> >>>>> drinks an occasional beer, and hasn't had any illicit affairs.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Which of these candidates is your choice?
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> >>>>> Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
> >>>>> Candidate B is Winston Churchill
> >>>>> Candidate C is Adolph Hitler
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