Campaign Buttunz est arrive!

rosaphil (rugosa@interport.net)
Thu, 4 Feb 1999 15:03:38 -0500 (EST)


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Date: Thu, 04 Feb 1999 11:50:36 -0500
From: Louis Schwebius <uulou@concentric.net>
To: rosaphil <rugosa@INTERPORT.NET>
Subject: HUMOR: Buttons We Might Like To Wear

>Buttons We Might Like To Wear:
>
>Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
>
>Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
>
>Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
>
>A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
>
>Don't bother me. I'm living happily ever after.
>
>I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
>
>You! Off my planet!
>
>Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
>
>Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts of self-control.
>
>Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
>
>Does your train of thought have a caboose?
>
>Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
>
>Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
>
>Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
>
>And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
>
>I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
>
>If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
>
>See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
>
>A PBS mind in an MTV world.
>
>Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
>
>Allow me to introduce my selves.
>
>Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
>
>Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
>
>Better living through denial.
>
>I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
>
>Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen
>asleep yet.
>
>Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes
>
>Back off! You're standing in my aura.
>
>I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
>
>Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
>
>Adults are just kids who owe money.
>
>One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
>
>I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the
>house?
>
>I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
>
>It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
>
>You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
>
>Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
>
>Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
>
>Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
>
>A woman's favorite position is CEO.
>
>Earth is full. Go home.
>
>I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
>
>How do I set a laser printer to stun?
>
>It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
>
>I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
>
>I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?

Lou  (uulou@concentric.net)
~)-|

"If I knew...that a man was coming to my house with the
conscious design of doing me good, I should run for my life.
			- Thoreau (1817-1862) -