Fw: Psychiatric Christmas Carols

H. C. Covington (ach1@sprynet.com)
Mon, 29 Dec 1997 10:50:08 -0600


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Subject: Psychiatric Christmas Carols



SCHIZOPHRENIA---  Do You Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY--- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA---  I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

NARCISSISTIC---  Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)

MANIA---  Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn
and... or  ---
Deck the Halls and Spare No Expenses

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY---  Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire

PARANOIA---  Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

PERSONALITY DISORDER---  You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna
Cry.  I'm Gonna
Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION--- Silent Anhedonia, Holy Anhedonia. All is
Calm,  All is Pretty Lonely

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE--- Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, 
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock...

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE--- On the First Day of Christmas My
Mother Gave to Me ...(And Then Took it All Away)