Re: Oh, Sweet Chocolate!

JENNAFER WAGGONER (refugee@gte.net)
Tue, 28 Aug 1956 05:40:16 +0000


> >
> > TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
> >
> >    1)      You can GET chocolate.
> >
> >    2)      "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
> >                                  chocolate.
> >
> >    3)      Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
> >
> >    4)      You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
> >
> >    5)      You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
> >
> >    6)      You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
> >
> >    7)      If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
> >
> >    8)      Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
> >                          called nasty names.
> >
> >    9)      The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
> >
> >    10)     You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
> >                  working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
> >
> >    11)     You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
> >                         face slapped.
> >
> >    12)     You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
> >
> >    13)     With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
> >
> >    14)     Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
> >
> >    15)     You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
> >
> >    16)     Good chocolate is easy to find.
> >
> >    17)     You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
> >
> >    18)     You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
> >
> >    19)     When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors
> >                                   awake.
> >
> >    20)     With chocolate size doesn't matter.

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