Re: Oh, Sweet Chocolate!
JENNAFER WAGGONER (refugee@gte.net)
Tue, 28 Aug 1956 05:40:16 +0000
> >
> > TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX:
> >
> > 1) You can GET chocolate.
> >
> > 2) "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with
> > chocolate.
> >
> > 3) Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
> >
> > 4) You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
> >
> > 5) You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
> >
> > 6) You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
> >
> > 7) If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
> >
> > 8) Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being
> > called nasty names.
> >
> > 9) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
> >
> > 10) You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during
> > working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
> >
> > 11) You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your
> > face slapped.
> >
> > 12) You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
> >
> > 13) With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
> >
> > 14) Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
> >
> > 15) You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
> >
> > 16) Good chocolate is easy to find.
> >
> > 17) You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
> >
> > 18) You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
> >
> > 19) When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors
> > awake.
> >
> > 20) With chocolate size doesn't matter.
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