Fw: Clock

Bruce D. Burleson (anvil@quik.com)
Mon, 6 Apr 1998 20:25:54 -0400


OK here we go!

> > Bill Clinton is sitting next to a new
> > White House intern one day at a gathering. 
> > The president says to her, "Would you like 
> > to come to the Oval office and see my 
> > clock?"  She says, "No, Mr. President, I 
> > don't think so."  The President replies, 
> > "Please. I'd really like to show it to you." 
> > "No, Mr. President, I really can't."
> > "Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll 
> > only take a minute."     "All right. If it won't 
> > take long."  They go to the Oval Office. 
> > The president sits down, unzips his
> > pants,and pulls out his dick. The intern says,
> > "That's not a clock, it's a cock."
> > To which the president says, "You put two 
> > hands and a face on it, it's a clock." 

Bruce

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