[Hpn] Re: (AP) Fabricated News Unclescams new digs

William Charles Tinker wtinker@metrocast.net
Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:47:29 -0400


Good morning Unclescam

Hahaha well I wanted to give you the right to fabricate  your real age a 
bit.




----- Original Message ----- 
From: "unclescam" <unclescam@buskers.org>
To: <hpn@lists.is.asu.edu>
Sent: Thursday, June 16, 2005 9:32 AM
Subject: [Hpn] Re: (AP) Fabricated News Unclescams new digs


>
> life be praised there's a new sun risin on the press.
> as usual ther's some misstatement of fact. scam is 55
> any press is good press to the busker.
> as to the picture, what is the problem with getting one of the Uncle?
> this poor soul pictured may have friends and relatives
> that don't know he's houseless and will be embarrassed.
> ah the perfidy of the lonely fabricater.
>
> On 6/16/2005, "William Charles Tinker" <wtinker@metrocast.net> wrote:
>
>>(AP) Fabricated News
>>
>>6-15-2005
>>
>>by Willy Underbridge free lance homeless reporter
>>
>>It looks as though local Cambridge Square
>>puppeteer,panhandler,noncomformist who sometimes takes a shower when his
>>mom threatens to call the  health department, Unclescam aka Thomas Newell
>>and his latest road dog, have finally got a new decent affordable new
>>spacious ground floor handicapped accessible apartment at Under A Bridge
>>states.
>>
>>Unclescam says these new digs are cheaper than  his fathers cellar, but 
>>made
>>it hard financially for when his  baked/blistered  brain  screams out for
>>munchies.
>>
>>Unclescam said it was costing him $25.00 a day in food stamps to eat due 
>>to
>>his midnight cravings.
>>
>>Lets all wish him well since he finally after 50 years has severed the
>>parential umbellical cord and actually stopped sponging of his parents and
>>got a home of his own.
>>
>>Enjoy your new open concept apartment and freedom Unclescam. It is good to
>>see your clean shaved face, now you do resemble a member of the human 
>>race!
>>
>>Thanks for the interview brother and keep on keeping on!
>>
>>(AP) Fabricated News; is the works of independent free will ,made and
>>reported for you total enjoyment by A Sociopathic Press ...All Rights
>>Deserved
>>
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>>
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