[Hpn] Re: (AP) Fabricated News Unclescams new digs

unclescam unclescam@buskers.org
Thu, 16 Jun 2005 09:32:53 -0400 (EDT)


life be praised there's a new sun risin on the press.
as usual ther's some misstatement of fact. scam is 55
any press is good press to the busker.
 as to the picture, what is the problem with getting one of the Uncle?
this poor soul pictured may have friends and relatives
that don't know he's houseless and will be embarrassed.
ah the perfidy of the lonely fabricater.

On 6/16/2005, "William Charles Tinker" <wtinker@metrocast.net> wrote:

>(AP) Fabricated News
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>6-15-2005
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>by Willy Underbridge free lance homeless reporter
>
>It looks as though local Cambridge Square
>puppeteer,panhandler,noncomformist who sometimes takes a shower when his
>mom threatens to call the  health department, Unclescam aka Thomas Newell
>and his latest road dog, have finally got a new decent affordable new
>spacious ground floor handicapped accessible apartment at Under A Bridge
>states.
>
>Unclescam says these new digs are cheaper than  his fathers cellar, but made
>it hard financially for when his  baked/blistered  brain  screams out for
>munchies.
>
>Unclescam said it was costing him $25.00 a day in food stamps to eat due to
>his midnight cravings.
>
>Lets all wish him well since he finally after 50 years has severed the
>parential umbellical cord and actually stopped sponging of his parents and
>got a home of his own.
>
>Enjoy your new open concept apartment and freedom Unclescam. It is good to
>see your clean shaved face, now you do resemble a member of the human race!
>
>Thanks for the interview brother and keep on keeping on!
>
>(AP) Fabricated News; is the works of independent free will ,made and
>reported for you total enjoyment by A Sociopathic Press ...All Rights
>Deserved
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