[Hpn] Fwd: [Dirty Rotten Scumbags] Be All That You Can Be!

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<DIV></DIV>&gt;I was listening to the radio the other day, and I heard one 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;of the all-time best comeback lines in my life. 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;Note: This is an exact replication of National Public Radio 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;(NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;Troop visiting his military installation. 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?" 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting." 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;isn't it?" 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see why, they'll be properly 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;supervised on the rifle range." 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "Don't you admit that this is a terribly 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;dangerous activity to be teaching children?" 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;GENERAL REINWALD: "I don't see how. We will be teaching them 
<DIV></DIV>&gt;proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm." 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;FEMALE INTERVIEWER: "But you're equipping them to become 
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<DIV></DIV>&gt;GENERAL REINWALD: "Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, 
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