[Hpn] FW: "You Might Be In The Health Care or Social Service Field
Fri, 13 Jul 2001 18:16:25 -0700
"You Might Be In The Health Care or Social Service Field If..."
Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal
is perfectly normal to you.
You find humor in other people's stupidity.
You believe in serial spraying of Prozac.
Your idea of comforting a child is placing him in a
You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a
You believe that the government should require a
permit to reproduce.
You think unspeakable evil will befall you is anyone
says: "Boy, it sure is quiet around here."
When you are out in public, you compliment complete
strangers on their veins.
You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled:
"Suicide - Getting It Right The First Time."
You have ever had to leave a patient's room/client's appointment before
You think caffeine should be available in IV form.
You have ever restrained someone, and it was not
a sexual experience.
You commonly utter the phrase: "What changed
tonight at 2am that made this emergency after 6
You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a
You think putting a Valium salt lick in the waiting
room is a novel idea.
When you mention vegetables, you are not thinking
of a food group.
You have been exposed to so many x-rays you don't
even bother with birth control.
You have used the words "Healthcare Reform" to strike
fear in the hearts of your co-workers.
You have heard, "Why, I don't know how that got stuck
there" too many times.