[Hpn] You know you are homeless, IF... (complete this sentence)

[Tom Boland]

"Morgan W. Brown" <morganbrown@hotmail.com> on 30 Dec 2000
asked HPNers to complete this sentence:

>You know you are homeless, if:

Here's my shot, to which I hope you will add:

You know you're "Homeless At Christmas" IF:

* They arrest Santa for feeding you candy.

* The Church meal is cancelled for X-mas.

* You kneel at the Nativity Scene with the sign that reads "No Room At The
Inn",
and the cops drag you to jail.

* You enter church for Christmas services, and the preacher calls the police.

Ok, your turn! -- Tom Socrates



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