[Hpn] Letter from Michael Moore to the U.N. Secretary General

chance martin streetsheet@sf-homeless-coalition.org
Mon, 13 Nov 2000 10:16:00 -0700

November 11, 2000 

To: Secretary General of the United Nations, Koffi Anan

From: Michael Moore, citizen

Dear Mr. Secretary General:

Help us! Massive election fraud is taking place in an area that looks

like a banana republic -- but is actually part of the United States of

America! We are sitting here helpless as our leaders appear unable to do

anything about this stolen election.

On behalf of freedom-loving people everywhere, I appeal to the world

community and the United Nations for immediate intervention.

There is ample evidence to indicate that the votes of thousands of our

citizens were not counted or, worse, were given to a man who has a


named "Bay." Further evidence also shows that hundreds of African

American voters were simply not allowed to vote.

I ask that you appoint humanitarian ambassador/carpenter Jimmy Carter to

head up an official United Nations team of election observers from

Rwanda, Brunei, Bosnia and South Africa and send them to this state we

call "Florida." They are desperately needed to oversee the re-count, the

hand-count and any other forms of counting being conducted by people who

apparently can count.

Remember that guy Milosevic in Yugoslavia trying to claim victory when


got the least number of votes? He would love Florida! Next to watching

greyhound dogs run in circles, election fraud is South Florida's


pastime (I am enclosing, for your observer team, copies of the Miami

Herald series on voter fraud which won the 1999 Pulitzer Prize).

It appears on the surface that lame graphic design is at the root of


ballot problem, especially in Palm Beach County where Jewish votes were

given to a man who always has a nice word to say about the Third Reich.

But even more telling is the situation in the Daytona Beach area. In


county, the Socialist Workers Party candidate, James Harris, received a

whopping 9,888 votes. When your observers arrive, they will discover


the socialist revolution in Daytona Beach is running a distant third to

drunken college spring breaks and NASCAR racing. In fact, you will be

hard-pressed to find a single Bolshevik in Daytona Beach, let alone a

decent cappuccino. 

What CBS News discovered is that these 9,888 votes in Daytona Beach for

the socialist Mr. Harris represented more than HALF of his ENTIRE 19,310

votes nationwide! Some might see this as a communist plot; election

officials in Florida have tried to pass it off as a "computer glitch." I

call it fuzzy math.

You should know that the ruler of this disputed region of our country is

the brother of the presidential candidate who is benefiting from these

shenanigans, George W. Bush. He is already beginning to function as the

"President-Elect," even though he got fewer votes in the country than


opponent, Al Gore! The networks had reported that Gore won the state of

Florida, but after the one Bush (the candidate) made a call to the other

Bush (the governor of Florida), suddenly the Bush running for president

was ahead. 

This must sound very familiar to you. I know you have had to deal with

"the relatives" before in places like Indonesia and The Congo, and, hey,

who can blame them? Everyone wants to see family members do well. But in

this case, the self-declared "President-Elect" is also the son of the

former President who was dethroned by Gore and his running mate 8 years

ago. Does any of this make sense? Would it help to know that the father

of the "President-Elect" was also the head of the CIA? Just so you know

what you are getting into.

If you look at the map of the U.S., Florida is the section that seems

like it is about to drop off into the sea. It is a backwater area whose

climate and topography -- swamps, mosquitoes, unbearable humidity,

reptiles everywhere -- resembles much of the Third World. It is truly a

scary place -- ask any German tourist! It is the easiest state in which

to buy guns in the United States. Prisoners are executed without the


of due process you get in other parts of the world. According to your


U.N. report, more children are immunized in Jamaica than in Florida, and

a baby has a better chance of living to see its first birthday if it is

born in Cuba than in Miami. Most of us just go there to get warm in the

winter -- and, for many, Arizona is looking better and better these


Please, Mr. Anan, you have to get here right away. The self-declared

"President-Elect" is trying to stop the counting of the ballots. He


what these ballots will reveal. His propaganda ministers have been lying

to the American people for days now, saying things like "this kind of

ballot is used everywhere, including in Chicago for Jesse Jackson's


Our esteemed journalist, Ted Koppel, held up the Chicago ballot last

night on TV to show that it looks NOTHING like the Florida ballot. He

told the American people they were being snookered by the Bush people.

Mr. Secretary General, you are already at the U.N. in New York! Flights

from NYC to Miami leave every 15 minutes! Mr. Carter is in the state

right next to Florida! Stop by, pick him up, and tell him he may need at

least his hammer, if not his nails.

If the state of Florida refuses to admit your international team of

election observers, I implore the Security Council to impose economic

sanctions against this place which calls itself "the Sunshine State."


rest of us in America can no longer tolerate their rogue operations.

Please remember this is the same state which earlier this year turned

kidnapping into a legal sport when they refused to return a little Cuban

boy to his father. We had to put up with that circus for nearly eight


Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. If this kind of

thievery were happening in any other part of the world, we would have

bombed the crap out of it by now. I am hoping for a peaceful resolution

to this crisis and for the self-declared "President-Elect" to be


to his box seat in Arlington, Texas.

I know you are the man to save us.


Michael Moore 




P.S. Please note. This is not a partisan request on my part. I did not

vote for Al Gore. In fact, I am currently in hiding, fearful for my

safety, having voted for Ralph Nader. I am now being hunted down by

liberals who, for the first time in years, have finally found something

to get angry about. Any assistance your people can give ME for safe

passage back to Michigan will be greatly appreciated.

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